I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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