we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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