if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I have post one night stand depression
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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