You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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