I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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