I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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