So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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