sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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