they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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