i don't like sucking hair
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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