you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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