So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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