Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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