piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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