Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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