You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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