How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
