Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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