i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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