Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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