One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Still dying that you shit outside
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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