i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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at least you got some pussy
BEEN THERE. But it was on a basketball court. At 3 am. And I'd never seen the cat before in my life.
there's no way a cat would sit there with you that long. stop lying. cripes.
You're obvious billshit
That's the way Adolf
I'm a little teapot....
dick your cock throw up a fur ball later in the day?
U couldn't get any real pussy...
his cock dickn't do anything of interest
That's almost like the time I woke up on my porch
You're getting so fucking old.
At least you werent alone?
'I just woke up...' texts are getting so fucking old.
no you weren't stop lying
1:38p stop pretending you know anything about cats
Spooning with the neighbors pussy! You should be ashamed or content? I don't know which one.
well, you said you were going out to hunt some pussy....
shit happens when you party naked
Was the cat...alive?
Every morning I wake up naked spooning my cat so this isn't that cool..
more like i just woke up sober and decided to post some obvious bullshit on TFLN.
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