people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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