I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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