Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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