I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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