Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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