If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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