no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I take back everything I said about communal showers
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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