I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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