just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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