Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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