if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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