and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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