he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
me + whiskey = a bad person
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Randomize
