I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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