At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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