Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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