make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
vagina is talking i cant
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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