That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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