I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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