Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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