HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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