I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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