it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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