Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
