yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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