It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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