People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
My penis needs a shock collar
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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