How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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