Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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