office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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