dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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