gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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