How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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