My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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