I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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